Some Concerning Statistics From Madonna’s Hubby.

15 August, 2008 · Filed under A Laugh Between BSL's. · Tagged , ,

Guy Ritchie
Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie, aka Madonna’s hubby, disclosed some words or wisdom for us common folk recently.

“Sugar kills…it’s responsible for more deaths than crack cocaine.”

I guess no one has told Guy that his beloved pints of lager contain yeast, which converts to sugar…

Madonna has said that Guy does enjoy his pint of lager with the "Missus"....

(Madonna has been quoted as saying how much Guy would prefer a quiet afternoon with the “missus” and a few pints of lager, than attending a movie premiere…)

When the director of gems such as “Swept Away” starts comparing crack cocaine to sugar..not only is it embarrassing, but tinkle-in-your-pants FUNNY!

Did I mention there was buzz that he gave Britney an audition for his next film???

Says it all, really.

 

 

 

 

 

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    Shannon said,

    16 August, 2008 @ 12:26 am

    Crack kills? Shit…why didn’t someone warn me?

    Sugar too? Damn it…I’m going to die any day now I think. I can feel it coming on.

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    Kezza said,

    16 August, 2008 @ 11:59 am

    Okay, so I know that sugar isn’t real good for me Guy, but I didn’t know crack was safer, far out man I’m off to get myself loooooooaded!

    Poor guy, he’s probably getting totally ignored today seeing as it’s Modonnas’s birthday!

    Thanks for the giggle for the day Kate, now I’m off in search of coke (not the drink either) lolz.

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